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Ciao, Milano! This week’s episode of The Kardashians thrust us right into the high drama of Milan Fashion Week. Kim Kardashian and Kendall Jenner jetted across the Atlantic in Kim’s ozone-shattering private plane, where Kendall pumped down the Prada runway and Kim pumped the brakes on then-beau Pete Davidson’s decision to go to space with Jeff Bezos.
Already launched into orbit was Kris Jenner, who spent a majority of this episode high as a kite off of nearly $1,000 worth of edibles. But things weren’t all high fashion and higher drug trips. (Get it?)
As always, lingering darkness followed America’s First Family, even into international waters. Kanye West was caught texting Kim Kardashian candid pictures of her in Italy, mocking her outfits; Khloé Kardashian absconded into the desert with her mother to get away from Tristan Thompson; and Jenner’s ganja giddiness was actually a desperate attempt to relieve killer joint pain.