Marvel Studios
Do you remember the sexy vampires of the 1990s? The kind of vampires that put too much gel in their hair and made out with Sarah Michelle Gellar? I started thinking about them while watching She-Hulk: Attorney at Law (and apropos of the season, I suppose), because I used to wonder why anyone wouldn’t want to be a soulless bloodsucker when they look like that.
Now, however, I understand that being soulless and without heart isn’t as leather-clad and hot as the ’90s made it out to be. Instead, it looks a lot like She-Hulk: Attorney at Law.
Early teasers for the Disney+ show suggested She-Hulk might be something different. It seemed like Marvel was going all in on the comic-book campiness that normally lives on the margins of its productions. But after its recently concluded nine-episode run, it turns out that She-Hulk is just more of the same.