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‘The Kardashians’ Recap: Kim Kardashian Wants to Make Kris Jenner’s Bones Into Jewelry<!-- wp:html --><p>Hulu</p> <p>Hear that clanging in the distance? No, it’s not the silver bells of the holiday season right around the corner, silly. It’s the echoing of the surgeons at Docs Spine + Orthopedics pounding away at <a href="https://www.thedailybeast.com/obsessed/kris-jenners-masterclass-review-the-kardashian-matriarch-talks-business">Kris Jenner</a>’s hips with meat tenderizers.</p> <p>After spending the first four episodes of <a href="https://www.thedailybeast.com/obsessed/the-kardashians-episode-4-recap-everyone-realizes-theyre-going-to-die?ref=author"><em>The Kardashians</em> Season 2</a> in immense <a href="https://www.thedailybeast.com/obsessed/the-kardashians-episode-3-recap-kris-jenner-gets-high-on-weed">hip pain</a>, the day has finally come for Kris Jenner’s big hip replacement surgery. And while there’s nothing <em>too </em>graphic, just seeing the sheer force at work and the cacophonous sounds of metal against bone is something we’re not used to in a show where the decibel level never exceeds a 1 on the Vocal Fry Scale.</p> <p>But after Kris’ surgery (and some disturbing revelations on the status of her bones post-op), we’re thrust right back into the action. This week, we’re learning more about the anxiety each Kardashian-Jenner faces. Postpartum anxiety, paparazzi anxiety, even private pool anxiety! Life isn’t all a walk in the park for these ladies, but it is a flight on a private plane (ironically, no one has anxiety over dying in the tin can death trap, go figure).</p> <p><a href="https://www.thedailybeast.com/obsessed/the-kardashians-episode-5-recap-kim-wants-to-make-kris-jenners-bones-into-jewelry?source=articles&via=rss">Read more at The Daily Beast.</a></p><!-- /wp:html -->

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Hear that clanging in the distance? No, it’s not the silver bells of the holiday season right around the corner, silly. It’s the echoing of the surgeons at Docs Spine + Orthopedics pounding away at Kris Jenner’s hips with meat tenderizers.

After spending the first four episodes of The Kardashians Season 2 in immense hip pain, the day has finally come for Kris Jenner’s big hip replacement surgery. And while there’s nothing too graphic, just seeing the sheer force at work and the cacophonous sounds of metal against bone is something we’re not used to in a show where the decibel level never exceeds a 1 on the Vocal Fry Scale.

But after Kris’ surgery (and some disturbing revelations on the status of her bones post-op), we’re thrust right back into the action. This week, we’re learning more about the anxiety each Kardashian-Jenner faces. Postpartum anxiety, paparazzi anxiety, even private pool anxiety! Life isn’t all a walk in the park for these ladies, but it is a flight on a private plane (ironically, no one has anxiety over dying in the tin can death trap, go figure).

Read more at The Daily Beast.

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