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There comes a time in every young woman’s life when she must make a special salad dressing. This marks a turning point in her life, a bridging between young adulthood and the rest of her days, because it will forever affect the outcome of the life that lies ahead of her. This salad dressing must be very, very special, because her entire future hinges on just how tasty it is.
For me, that day was yesterday. Following in the footsteps of Olivia Wilde and Nora Ephron (two idols of mine, believe it or not), I made my very own special salad dressing, in honor of the great Harry Styles/Jason Sudeikis debacle of 2022. (You can watch my efforts on TikTok.) I wonder what Nora Ephron would’ve said to all of this drama. Probably nothing. If she did, trust that it would’ve been witty, snarky, and accurate.
If you’ve somehow avoided all the Don’t Worry Darling drama—it’s hard to believe this has been going on for years now—there’s been an update to the timeline. According to a bombshell (and possibly fake) interview with their nanny, Olivia Wilde and her ex Jason Sudeikis used to have big fights while the former was off seeing her boyfriend, Harry Styles. In one hyper specific instance, Sudeikis was driven mad with envy after Wilde made her “special salad dressing” for Styles, and in their family kitchen, he chased her down.