Shutterfly
We’ve all seen it. The silk pantsuit, that unmistakable pixie cut and signature laugh. Kris Jenner’s Shutterfly commercial is entrenched in my mind. I’ve tried running away from it, burying it in the backwoods, doing whatever I can to escape it, but it comes back every time in the dead of night. I’m haunted.
It starts out just fine. “Your family isn’t generic, your holiday card shouldn’t be either,” Jenner says with a smirk as she glides through a picturesque home. Then, it happens.
“That’s why I make mine at Shutterfly,” Jenner utters in a truly chilling three-second display.