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The Art of the Sex Tape—And Why I Didn’t Need One<!-- wp:html --><p>Courtesy of Vixen Media Group</p> <p>“I’ve seen your sex tape,” a fan said to me while I was licking a Dole Whip at Disneyland. The two conflicting worlds I’ve lived in for so long now were literally and metaphorically colliding in this moment. I even had my Mickey ears on.</p> <p>“I never made a sex tape,” I said as I licked the spoon. It wasn’t meant to be seductive, but I guess it could be perceived that way when you see a girl from <a href="https://www.thedailybeast.com/maitland-ward-how-porn-saved-me-from-hollywood">your favorite childhood sitcom</a> have sex on camera and then watch her lick a spoon.</p> <p>“Don’t deny it! I’ve seen you… have sex,” he whispered, as if he and I should share this moment of humiliation about a film he saw that I consented to and was paid for. “You used to be on <em>Boy Meets World</em> and now I’ve seen your vagina.”</p> <p><a href="https://www.thedailybeast.com/the-art-of-the-sex-tapeand-why-i-didnt-need-one">Read more at The Daily Beast.</a></p><!-- /wp:html -->

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“I’ve seen your sex tape,” a fan said to me while I was licking a Dole Whip at Disneyland. The two conflicting worlds I’ve lived in for so long now were literally and metaphorically colliding in this moment. I even had my Mickey ears on.

“I never made a sex tape,” I said as I licked the spoon. It wasn’t meant to be seductive, but I guess it could be perceived that way when you see a girl from your favorite childhood sitcom have sex on camera and then watch her lick a spoon.

“Don’t deny it! I’ve seen you… have sex,” he whispered, as if he and I should share this moment of humiliation about a film he saw that I consented to and was paid for. “You used to be on Boy Meets World and now I’ve seen your vagina.”

Read more at The Daily Beast.

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