Comedy Central
“Are you shitting me?” Trevor Noah asked when he learned that some of the classified documents taken from Donald Trump’s Mar-a-Lago resort may have been related to nuclear weapons. The Daily Show host went on to say that the “worst-case scenario” would be that Trump sold the documents to Saudi Arabia while the “best-case scenario is that he just lay in bed with them and rubbed them all over his naked body,” before joking that he may have those flipped.
According to the former president, the FBI “stole” his passports along with removing the top secret documents, and Noah could understand why that made him angry. “I mean, he’s the guy who wanted to build the wall,” he explained, “and now he’s going to need to sneak into Mexico. Karma’s a bitch!”
The “most fun” part of this particular scandal, Noah said, has been watching how hard Trump and his allies are working to “invent new excuses for why this crime wasn’t a crime.” First, they insisted that the FBI wouldn’t find anything incriminating, then they accused the agents of “planting” them. Now, Trump is saying that he was just taking his work home with him.