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I cannot imagine having sex on a pool floatie.
I think it’s the vinyl of it all: the squeaking, the unevenness, the way that the plastic forcibly fuses to your skin. In my estimation, banging on a pool lounger is sandwiched between a water bed and gravel in my ranking of worst places to engage in coitus. And yet, on this season of Big Brother, two houseguests have done just that: they made sweet, sweet love on a pool floatie. And in a wilder twist, they’re hoping no one noticed.
I have long been a Big Brother viewer, though I fell off somewhere around 2013 during that one season where the houseguests got super racist (one contestant’s name was quite literally an anagram for Aryan). Then I picked the long-running reality show up again last season, when The Cookout–an alliance of six Black houseguests–banded together, made the final six, and crowned the series’ first ever Black winner. It was a poignant moment for the series, especially considering how few poignant moments come out of Big Brother.