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(Warning: This post contains spoilers for The Bachelor Season 28, Episode 3.)
How do you solve a problem like Maria? If you happen to be Joey Graziadei, star of The Bachelor, the answer is evidently that you don’t—you just leave all the tension hanging in the air until next week.
On Monday night, Bachelor Nation bore witness to what might actually be the silliest conflict in the show’s history. Actually, if I’m being honest, this might be the most nonsensical feud of all time in reality television. At this point, we could all use a glass of champagne.