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Russia’s Hilariously Bad Excuses for Why Everything Sucks<!-- wp:html --><p>Photo Illustration by Elizabeth Brockway/The Daily Beast/Getty</p> <p>Russia’s Trade Ministry has decided that white copy paper is now dangerous for Russians’ health and must be avoided at all costs.</p> <p>“We have learned that this kind of gleaming, white office paper is harmful to human health,” Deputy Trade Minister Oleg Bocharov said, according to <a href="https://ria.ru/20220713/bumaga-1802183881.html">RIA Novosti</a>.</p> <p>“It turns out that paper with a rougher texture is better for your eyes.”</p> <p><a href="https://www.thedailybeast.com/russias-hilariously-bad-excuses-for-why-everything-sucks-after-vladimir-putin-waged-war-on-ukraine?source=articles&via=rss">Read more at The Daily Beast.</a></p><!-- /wp:html -->

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Russia’s Trade Ministry has decided that white copy paper is now dangerous for Russians’ health and must be avoided at all costs.

“We have learned that this kind of gleaming, white office paper is harmful to human health,” Deputy Trade Minister Oleg Bocharov said, according to RIA Novosti.

“It turns out that paper with a rougher texture is better for your eyes.”

Read more at The Daily Beast.

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